Is yours too small or is mine too big?

Is the penis size too small or is the vagina too big? I hear women complaining about the size of the penis being too small. But, I wonder, is it because the vagina is big? I mean, surely, vaginas vary in size as much as the size of penis, right? Of course, there are the penis extremes: those that hung like a horse and those that don't (and can't) hang. But, how do you tell the size of the vagina? They are after all, made largely of muscles and one can't tell if its unexercised loose muscles or just simply big vagina. Here are some of my observation that might help determine vagina size (or tightness):

1. Her build (i.e. is she big boned?). Big bones = big build = big orifices = big vagina. One has to be careful not to confuse height with big "boneness".
2. Is she sexually active? If she is, chances are that she work on those muscles when she is not performing the deed.
3. Is she sexual, savvy, in tuned with her sexuality? Again, if she is, you bet she works on those puppies.
4. Shaved ones = sexuality = tight vaginas